Happy Birthday
Dennis

October 22, 1957

 

OUR GREAT FRIEND, THE ONE, THE ONLY

FORMALLY KNOWN AS
RED RIDER
is turning 51
years old this year!


He decided at the young
age of 50 to drop his
Red Rider handle.
He believes at this age,
it's much easier being

GREEN!

So now he's known as
SIMPLY GREEN
or
Green Rider
or
the Green Hornet
or
the Green Cloud
we're not really sure?

To help celebrate this
momentous occasion of
the BIG FIVE ONE, his sisters
shares a poem with us...
                                     

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

We are fortunate to
know and ride with this Old Fart.

He's as fine as
Frogs hair and we
don't care what
handle he uses, we
are fortunate to call
him our FRIEND.

Happy Birthday Dennis W.

Please send Dennis a Birthday Greeting
all you need do is click on the picture.